Saturday, June 13, 2009


Jill I was thinking the same thing about the shiny pantyhose! I'm sure shiny would go with Robin's, I mean Lobin's, entire collection of chaps! Great minds do think alike!

I think Karen has a point about Joan. Oops, let me rephrase that. I think Laren has a point about Loan. She's MIA. And I think there could possibly be only one explanation: she's being held hostage by her competition: non-clogging skinny pole dancers. Laren figured it out in her last comment, I'm just cutting to the chase.

We live in a world where skinny people with rock hard abs and awesome dance skills can dance on TV with celebrities for a living (ok, I want to be one of those people). But my point is clogging, pole dancing women with clapping love handles is a rare thing (I'm hoping a very rare thing) so the only explanation is that some evil tasteful pole dancer has abducted Loan and is trying to get her pole dancing, clogging, love handle clapping secrets out of her. Oh, Loan, how could you get yourself in such a pickle?

We need to gather and have a vigil for the safe return of Loan and there needs to be margaritas, and loud music in some swanky joint filled with male latin dancers who don't have buttons on their shirts. You know.... for Loan.


Karen said...

Ok, I love the idea of Latin dancers and one of them must be named Julio. It's a requirement. And he must wear pink shorts. It's a long story.

So, I read this blog this evening because I desperately needed a good laugh. My sister-in-law got married today (lord help her new husband, I don't think he really knows what he's gotten himself into). And after the ceremony, some friends of my mother-in-law came by because they wanted to be a part of a ceremony we were having for her. She died 3 weeks ago and we scattered her ashes in the ocean this evening and have to do it again tomorrow. It was a sad but happy moment, if that makes any sense. Not that any of you needed to know that, but it helped just to type it.

I think we should all take up pole dance lessons and make sure that the instructors provide us with margaritas. Of course, it will take 2 pitchers for me to get the nerve to swing myself around a pole in front of people. But, by the time I drink 2 pitchers of margaritas, I won't remember any of it anyway and that's probably for the best. Lobin, you need to bring several pair of chaps because a girl has to have options when it comes to clothing. I think I would like to borrow the blue flannel ones.

Ok, so at the wedding, Catwoman comes in with a wig. Yes, she has hair, but for some reason she feels the need to wear this wig to certain functions. I wanted to ask her if she used the cat hair that collects in every crevice of her condo to make the wig, but I realized that it wasn't possible because most of the cats are black (the wig was blonde).

Karen said...

Oh my gosh! The ad for today is pole dance aerobics! Is Loan teaching a class without us?